Ecouteurism

 
• Ecouteurism is listening to others having sex without their consent.
 
• The custom of a red lantern to signify a brothel was first introduced in Avignon, France, in 1234.
 
• The largest sex orgy in recorded history, involving 7,000 participants, took place in the year 200 B.C. in Rome.
 
• In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King, (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King was stamped on it. F.U.C.K.
 
• There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
 
• Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
 
• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
 
• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.
 
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
 
• The modern IUD invented was invented in 1909.
 
• The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife’s clothes and make love to them.
 
• A man’s testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
 
• Many species of bird copulate in the air. In general, a couple will fly to a very high altitude, and then drop. During their descent, the birds mate. Sometimes the couple gets too involved and SPLAT!
 
• Ancient Greeks admired the small firm penis, and considered the large member aesthetically unappealing.
 
• In ancient China, the crimes for abduction, armed robbery, treason, and adultery were punished by castration.
 
• A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked and that’s why they cost more.
 
• According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
 
• The female salamander inseminates herself. At mating time, the male deposits a conical mass of a jellylike substance containing the sperm. The female draws the jelly into herself, and in so doing, fertilizes her eggs.
 
• The word “fart” comes from the Old English “feortan” (meaning “to break wind”).
 
• Left-handers usually reach puberty 4 to 5 months after right-handers.
 
• Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
 
• Urine doesn’t smell—at least not when it leaves the body. The bad smell comes from bacteria that grows when urine sits stagnant
 
• The male fox will mate for life, and if the female dies, he remains single for the rest of his life. However, if the male dies, the female will hook up with a new mate.
 
• Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.
 
• United States President, Lyndon Johnson, loved showing off his penis, which he nicknamed Jumbo.
 
• About 40% of boys develop a small lump under one or both nipples during puberty. This condition (called gynecomastia) usually disappears by itself in about a year.
 
• The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
 
• One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate
 
• “Venus observa” is the technical term for the “missionary position.”
 
• Male cats have barbs on their genitals, which cause the females to cry out in pain on withdrawal.
 
• In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds.
 
• The first condoms in the U.S. were made in the 1870s from vulcanized rubber. They were expensive, thick and intended to be reused.
 
• It is common for men to wake up with “morning wood,” a name for an morning erection.
 
• Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from two minutes to two weeks.
 
• The octopus’ testicles are located in its head.
 
• According to the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation, only about 17 percent of adult film performers use condoms.
 
• The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.
 
• The most successful X-rated movie of all time is ‘Deep Throat’. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million dollars.
 
• Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
 
• An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
 
• Sacofricosis, is the practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pants pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection.
 
• Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
 
• The origin of the modern day confessional box comes from the Middle Ages. Before then, prostitutes who visited priests to confess their sins were often sexually assaulted
 
• The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish.
 
• Mosquitoes perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
 
• The oldest sex manuals were published in China 5,000 years ago.
 
• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the Animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
 
• Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
 
• The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and, of course, Sundays.
 
• “Erotodromomania” is the abnormal impulse to travel to escape painful sexual situations.
 
• “Siderodromophilia” is sexual arousal derived from riding in trains.
 
• The scrotum maintains a temperature 4-7 degrees cooler than the rest of the body because a low temperature is necessary for the formation of healthy sperm.
 
• Sperm with a “Y” chromosome, which determines the male gender, are lighter and swim faster than sperm with an “X” chromosome, which determines the female gender. So about 105 boys are born for every 100 girls.
 
• The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is “daysypgal.”
 
• Hippocrates, the Father of Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often.
 
• “Eurotophobia” is the fear of female genitalia.
 
• During puberty, increased production of testosterone (in both boys and girls) affects the oil glands in the skin, resulting in acne.
 
• The world’s only museum of Phallology is in Reykjavik, Iceland. Phallology is the the science of the penis.

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