For two years

• For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called “Growing Up Skipper.” Her breasts grew when her arm was turned
• During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman’s middle finger is reduced
• The largest cell in the human body is the female reproductive cell, the ovum. The smallest is the male sper
• Snails mate only once in their lifetime, but it can take up to 12 hours
• ‘Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
• The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years
• The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female
• Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
• Cold showers actually increase sexual arousal
• During pregnancy, the average woman’s uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size
• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror
• The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B
• According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive
• Grouper (the fish) are all born female, and change sex after maturing
• The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old
• Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world
• The eggs from the ovaris of a pig, when shot into another animal, can sterelise it, making it impotent
• The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds
• Napoleon’s penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000
• The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant
• A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex
• Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always the same sex
• Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio–a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t!”
• To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles
• Of all the animals, Elephants have the largest penis. It weighs on average 60 pounds
• Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist- especially fruit bats
• Average length of penis when not erect is 3.5 inches, and when erect is 5.1 inches
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight
• Thickness of the average condom is .07 mm, and that of super-thin condom is .05 mm
• Cleopatra had stones inserted in her vagina to prevent her from getting pregnant
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 Average # of erections during the night: 9
• 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand
• The biggest erect pennis is 13 inches, and the smallest measures about 1 3/4 inches
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
• A camel’s penis is called a dude
• Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack
• The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs
• Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning “the writings of prostitutes”
• Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life
• The vast majority of men come within six minutes of penetration
• Most giraffes are bisexual
• One in three men cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. Only 28% of female cheaters get caught
• The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference
• A condom will lasts about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break
• An American urologist once bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000
• A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation
• The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes
• Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning “the writings of prostitutes
• According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for vagina
• The word “sex” was coined in 1382
• Bats have sex in the air while flying
• Erect giraffe penises are four feet long
• Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl
• When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort its fetus and go into heat
• A dragonfly’s penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male’s semen
• The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long
• Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate
• In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds
• Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females
• Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises
• Increasing the amount of zinc in a man’s diet can increase the volume of semen he ejaculates. Zinc can be found in black-eyed peas, spinach, and nuts
• Women, but not men, have an organ whose only known function is to give sexual pleasure: the clitoris. Yay !
• What you eat affects the flavor of your semen/vaginal secretions. Meat and asparagus supposedly make sexual secretions taste bitter, garlic can make them taste garlicky and fruits, especially pineapple, can give secretions a sweet taste
• The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has
• According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers
• One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked
• According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar
• Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation
• According to Blitz Magazine in Bombay, India, 28 year old Nagaba Jugalgiri pulled a car with his penis in front of Mahalakshmi Temple in protest of India’s 1989 oil crisis
• A favorite hangout for prostitutes in 17th century London was St. John’s Park. Even though the gates were locked at 10 p.m., 6,500 people had authorized keys (many unauthorized keys were also in circulation
• Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men


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