Unfaithful wives were made

• Unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town, naked in medieval France.
• Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
• A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain
• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. it is 10 times more effective than valium
• Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
• From development to ejaculation, the lifespan of a sperm is about 2.5 months.
• Twenty percent of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.
• In the 18th century, another term for anal sex was “navigate the windward passage.”
• The Ancient Greeks believed semen was stored in a man’s cranium.
• Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit.
• “Endytophilia” is the desire to keep one’s clothes on during sex.
• Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice – Fellatio, or Oral Sex.
• In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver ivory and glass.
• The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.
• Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common – Group Sex.
• In Ancient Greece, women would expose their genitals to ward of storms at sea.
• In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
• The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
• A woman’s nipples can swell up to 25% their normal size when aroused.
• The average bout of sexual intercourse burns 360 calories/hour.
• The first vibrators were invented in 1869 as treatment for what was known then as hysteria.
• “Telephonicophilia” is the technical name of arousal derived from phone sex.
• The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.
• In the 18th Century, another term for anal sex was “navigate the windward passage.”
• While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
• It’s been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
• The Rhinoceros has a penis no less than two feet long.
• A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.
• Rabbits have been the emblem of fertility because of its well-known talents for multiplying.
• Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.
• Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
• According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
• Puberty starts in the brain, where the pituitary gland makes hormones (natural chemicals) that trigger changes in the body.
• Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• “Menophobia” is the fear of menstruation.
• Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
• A whale’s penis is called a dork.
• 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping and the rest is ’69’.
• In Medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town while naked.
• During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you would be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.
• Sex is a natural antihistamine…A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
• The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.
• To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England — but only in tropical fish stores.
• Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.


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