What is Female Viagra

• What is Female Viagra
Jewellery.
 
• A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
 
• Teacher: What do u know about Sensex?
Pappu When we have sex with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen & Sushmita Sen etc. it’s called Sen Sex!
 
• The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
 
• Girl: Xcuse me brother, that’s my seat.
Boy: OK! But I’m not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
 
• Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted…!
 
• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or….Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at….
 
• Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
 
• How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
 
• What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man’s job!!
 
• A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
 
• What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
 
• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
 
• Why do men get circumcised?
Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
 
• What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
 
• Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
 
• A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Th Man: All right then how about on the last date?
 
• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
 
• Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?
A: Fuck-fuck-fuck…… fuck-fuck-fuck.
 
• A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick and said with a sigh of relief, “Phew, just made it!”
The man next to him, looked over and said, “Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!”
 
• The young couple were holding hands in the Nudist camp.
Guy: When I tell you I love you why do you always lower your eyes?
Girl answered shyly: To see if it’s true
 
• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
 
• Q: What is common between a girl’s legs n Amul butter?
Both are delicious when spread.
 
• Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?
 
• Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently, they don’t have an asshole until they get married to one.
 
• What’s the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note?
One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck.
 
• A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time.

The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.
 
• Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she’s making sleeping bags for mice.
 
• Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and a magician’s wand?
A: A Magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.
 
• When God made me, He asked, “Great Memory or Giant Penis?”. I cant remember what I said.
 
• Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
 
• Virgin Airline ad: We are much more experienced than our name suggests!
 
• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy: No, but I’ve woken up with a few.
 
• What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days.
 
• What’s common between U and Christmas tree?
The balls are just for decoration.
 
• Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
 
• Kiss- Height of luv
Nipple- Peak of luv
Boobs- Shape of luv
Penis- Length of luv
Pussy- Depth of luv
Ass- Base of luv
Testicles- Weight of luv
Fuck- Experience of luv
Suck- Taste of luv
Masturbation- Substitute of luv
Condom- Care of luv
Sperm- Cream of luv
Marriage- Mistake of luv
Pregnancy- Proof of luv
Child- Outcome of luv

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