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• Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm
• The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2″
• During foreplay, a woman’s breast can increase in size up to 25%
• In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same
• The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up
• Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds endurance
• The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven seconds or four to seven feet
• Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy
• The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress
• Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world … it’s an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast
• When reading horizontally from Shakespeare’s original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads ‘I am a homosexual’ in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?
• Alexander the Great was a homosexual
• Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle
• Endophilia is the desire to have sex with your clothes on. Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to a corpse
• The condom was originally made of sheep intestine. It was invented by a Dr. Condom in the early 1500s for Henry VIII. Seems that Henry wanted to sleep with various women without leaving any evidence
• 85% of all men who die of heart attacks while having sex are doing what? Cheating on their wives
• The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish
• The great warrior GHENGHIS KHAN died in bed while having sex
• Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women
• Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting
• More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. It didn’t say how many were referring to their wives
• Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions
• America’s first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men
• Adults average only one nightmare a year, but typically have seven sexual fantasies a day
• The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
• According to one poll, nearly 3/4 of all American women wear a bra that is the wrong size
• Women don’t need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need
• Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex)
• After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance policy.
• Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world. it’s an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast
• In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm
• In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
• In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores
• Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
• Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
• When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands
• As per WHO, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day
• The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes
• England’s King Edward VII had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse
• The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour
• A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the releaseof endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex
• Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
• An estimated 6,000 American teenagers lose their virginity every day
• The sex organ on a male spider is located at the end of one of its legs
• The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in the early 1500s
• The average human has seven sex fantasies in a day
• The first sperm banks opened in 1964; they were located in Tokyo and Iowa City
• Some lions have sex over 50 times a day
• A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure


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