Archive for Flirt Sms

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein

Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley
Kuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai

Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish Hai
Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo,

Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein

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Log kehtay hain k

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

A mobile is like women –
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

teray liye chand taray tor doonteray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
 

Pather ki deewaar na toriPather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

Hamari dosti

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

I always think about U

I always think about U…
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
I Love U … I Love U … I Love UI Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

Love you from the bottom

Love you from the bottom of her heartBe careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

Har nazar mein

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

There are only

There are only 2 options leftMy heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay h
athon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

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